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Mount Moriah 4049′ Sept 7, 2009

On Labor Day, the morning after our 15-mile, 10-hour Mount Washington and Jefferson hike, I awoke from the sleep of the dead in our tent with a stiff back, odd patches of sunburn, and an insatiable appetite for eggs. Nothing like fried eggs on a chilly morning in the mountains! We dawdled over our hot beverages as the campers around us packed up their campgrounds, burned the last of their wood, and prepared to head back to civilization. It was sad to see everyone go, but at least we wouldn’t have to wait in line for the showers.

Our agenda for the day: Mount Moriah, a scenic 8-mile jaunt with some strenuous moments that provides excellent views of the Presidential and Carter ranges. The route to the summit coincides with the Appalachian Trail, and the only other hikers we saw were grizzled AT guys. It was a welcome change from yesterday’s hoopla on Mount Washington.

Also of note: I debuted my new hiking attire, which included a flirty skort (a portmanteau of skirt and shorts). Love the hiking skort!

Ascending Mount Moriah

Ascending Mount Moriah

View from Mount Moriah

View from Mount Moriah

Summit of Mount Moriah

Summit of Mount Moriah

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Mounts Washington 6288′ and Jefferson 5712′ Sept 6, 2009

I didn’t want to hike Mount Washington in anything but the most perfect weather. Mount Washington, the highest peak in the Northeast United States, is traditionally billed as the ‘Home of the World’s Worst Weather’ with regularly occurring hurricane-force winds, an average of 21 feet of snow per year, and frequent engulfment in clouds. After scrutinizing the weather forecast, it appeared that the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend would be the optimal day to hike Mount Washington: Clear blue skies, crisp 70 degree sunshine, and minimal winds.

At 9am, we started on the ever-popular Tuckerman Ravine Trail (4 miles to the top, elevation gain of 4500 feet.) We were in fine form, our muscles primed from yesterday’s Wildcat D hike, our bellies full of farm-fresh bratwurst and eggs, and we very nearly glided up the mountain, unfazed by the moderate incline, the stone-riddled pathway, and the stream of other hikers left in our wake.

We passed families of surly-faced pre-teens lead by huffing, bellied fathers. We passed a group of four large, athletic-looking African-American men wiping rivulets of sweat from their foreheads. We passed a young Hispanic man in baggy jeans and a young Hispanic woman in a fur-lined hooded sweatshirt who accelerated their pace as we passed, as if to contest our ability to overtake them, but their sneakers could not compete with the rock-hopping abilities of our boots. We passed a young mother, screaming at her son for venturing too close to a stream. We passed groups of sweaty, breathless hikers resting on the side of the trail, taking swigs from water bottles and bites from energy bars, looking exhausted and beaten. And that was just in the first mile.

Of course everyone wants to hike Mount Washington because it’s the highest mountain. And it’s “only” 4 miles, and who can’t walk 4 miles? Well, it turns out, a lot of people can’t walk 4 miles when its coupled with a 4500 foot elevation gain. But good for them for trying, I guess. And in jeans and sneakers, too.

We reached the Halfway House shortly after 10am. I was glad to finally see some interesting non-human scenery: the infamous Tuckerman Ravine and scenic Hermit Lake!

Base of Tuckerman Ravine

Hermit Lake at Base of Tuckerman Ravine

The climb up Tuckerman Ravine was physically and technically difficult, but we pushed ourselves past the other hikers, mainly to get away from their exhausted misery.

View from Tuckerman Ravine

View from Tuckerman Ravine

Next thing we knew, we were on the summit. Now, in addition to being reachable by foot, the summit of Mount Washington is also accessible by car and by the cog railway. So, we had to fight to get our picture taken at the summit.

Summit of Mount Washington

Summit of Mount Washington

At the Tip-Top House on Mount Washington

At the Tip-Top House on Mount Washington

View of Lakes of the Clouds and Mt Monroe from Mt Washington

View of Lakes of the Clouds and Mt Monroe from Mt Washington

View from Mount Washington

View from Mount Washington

Then, we made a fateful, spur-of-the-moment decision to hike to neighboring Mount Jefferson. It was only noon, and it was such a nice day, that we could not resist the temptation to bag Jefferson as well. Perhaps we should have studied the map a little closer, but we set off to Mount Jefferson.

View of Mount Washington Summit Buildings and Crowd

View of Mount Washington Summit Buildings and Crowd

On Mt Washington overlooking Mt Jefferson

On Mt Washington overlooking Mt Jefferson

Cog Railroad, chugging up Mt Washington

Cog Railroad, chugging up Mt Washington

Mt. Jefferson was 3 miles away. It was a lot of up-and-down hiking, but the incredible weather made for an amazing hike.

Ascending Mt Jefferson

Ascending Mt Jefferson (with Mt Washington in the background)

Almost There...

Almost There...

Reaching the Summit of Mount Jefferson

Reaching the Summit of Mt Jefferson

Now it was 2:30pm, and we had 7 miles to go back to the car. Entirely doable to accomplish before sundown, except…

“We’re taking the Six Husbands Trail?” Mr. Pinault asked. “My co-worker says that’s the hardest trail ever!” Now he tells me.

“What’s wrong with it?” I asked, but Mr. Pinault couldn’t remember. Poor markings? Rough grades? Open ledges? As we headed down the Six Husbands trail, we passed two young men coming in the opposite direction.

“Are you taking the Six Husbands trail down?” one guy asked Mr. Pinault, who nodded. “Have fun,” he said sarcastically. “That’s all I have to say.”

I wanted to investigate the source of the young man’s derision, but they took off. It turns out the Six Husbands Trail is very technically difficult, with steep ledges, huge boulders, and ladders. Going down was probably easier than going up, but it still took us about 2 hours to go 1.5 miles.

We reached our car at 7:15pm. The sunlight was dying around us, we were more tired than triumphant, and all we could think about was that damned Six Husbands Trail.

Six Husbands Trail

Six Husbands Trail

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Wildcat D Peak 4050′ Sept 5, 2009

Three months ago, Mr. Pinault and I decided to take an extended vacation over Labor Day weekend. But… where to go? We debated the merits of Ireland versus Iceland, mused about returning to Spain, tossed around the idea of going to Argentina, researched Alaskan cruises, and wondered about the hospitality of the cousin in Australia.

And somehow, we ended up in New Hampshire. We booked a campground in the White Mountains for 5 days, determined to make a major dent in our quest to hike all 48 of the White Mountains 4000 Footers. We needed good weather, and we got it. We needed mental and physical endurance, and we had it. We needed many pairs of socks, and, well, you know the saying about how travelers should bring half the clothes and twice the money? Actually, the inverse is true when it comes to camping.

Our car loaded with camping gear and hiking provisions, we left for the White Mountains on a crisp, clear Saturday morning… and promptly got snarled in Labor Day weekend traffic. At that point, we should have abandoned our plan to bag both Wildcat A and D and switched to a shorter hike, but the traffic made us stupid and anxious to move our legs. So at noon we reached the trailhead for Wildcat Ridge (part of the Appalachian Trail) and obstinately hiked up the east side of Pinkham Notch.

Pinkham Notch from Wildcat Ridge Trail

Pinkham Notch from Wildcat Ridge Trail

We stopped for a snacky lunch on an overlook and struck up a conversation with an AT hiker as he fixed his malfunctioning gaiters. Within 2 minutes, the AT hiker and I discovered that we both grew up outside of Norristown, Pennsylvania and went to neighboring high schools (me to Methacton, him to Perkiomen Valley). It seemed a marvelous coincidence. “I’ve been on the AT since March,” he said. “I’ve met people from South Africa, Japan, Norway, Russia, and Brazil. I guess it makes sense to meet someone from Methacton.”

He set out ahead of us, but later we caught up to him as he relaxed with another AT hiker after a steep climb. They asked me what it was like in Boston after Ted Kennedy died, and I described the nostalgic sadness that gripped even the most apathetic citizen. The other AT hiker interrupted me to make quips about Chappaquiddick. Classy.

Wildcat is a ski resort, so we knew the summit was close by when we heard the mechanic whirl of the gondolas, which operate all year round. We walked past the crowds to the Wildcat D summit, which has a wooden observation platform that was inexplicably closed.

Summit of Wildcat D

Summit of Wildcat D

Wildcat D has awesome, awesome views of Mount Washington, which we knew would be our destination for the following day.

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On Wildcat D overlooking Mt Washington

My, Mount Washington looks… immense.

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So does Mounts Adams (the pointy one on the left) and Madison, another destination for the upcoming week.

Mounts Adams and Madison

Mounts Adams and Madison

Unless we exhausted ourselves, we could not make it to Wildcat A peak and back to the car by sundown, so we trekked back to the car. We will have to hit Wildcat A during our trip to bag the 3 Carter peaks. Although it was disappointing not to meet our goal, after all… it’s vacation! We were ready to relax by the campfire .

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GMAT Score REVEAL

So after three months of classes, studying, preparation guides, practice tests, and mental exhaustion, Mr. P took the GMATs this morning.

I’m sure that my husband will just freaking love me for announcing his GMAT score on my blog, but honestly, I’m so proud of him that I can’t stop myself from saying that HE SCORED 650 out of 800, which is in the 80th percentile and more than he needs to get accepted to the MBA program at the large university where he works!

Some of you with truly elite minds may be sniffing, 80th percentile? Hm. Adequate. And if you are so unimpressed, I suggest that you move to a foreign country, spend 8 years learning the language primarily by working in Information Technology, marry a native speaker who is so linguistically off her nut that you can’t understand two-thirds of what she says anyway, and then take an intensive computer adaptive standardized test  measuring aptitude to succeed in graduate studies that is aimed at recent college graduates who are still in gung-ho academic mode.

And see if you score in the 80th percentile, genius.

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Pay-what-you-want Yard Sale

I saw a news story last week about a cab driver in Burlington, VT who operates on “Pay-what-you-want” fares (here). He ends up making more than cabbies who charge regular fares! Of course, a similar business model would have no chance of succeeding in a real city, but it still got me thinking.

I am preparing to rid our apartment of 50-60% of our possessions. The old books, useless knickknacks, redundant dishes, unused juicer, archaic VCR, ill-fitting shoes, and all the other objects that stagnant within our living space have got to go. I want a clean, simple Zen environment that promotes quality over quantity and conscious consumption.

But honestly, the sum of our unwanted possessions would make for a pretty crappy yale sale. What do you charge for a VHS copy of Kingpin or a plastic measuring cup, anyway? Just get it out of my house!

So, I’ve decided to start planning for a “Pay-what-you-want” yard sale for October (possibly might hold out until the spring… although I’m itching to de-clutter the house, so everything will just sit in the basement until then.)

To those who know me in real life: I’ll gladly take any contributions of things, stuff, or straight-out junk for the yard sale.

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What’s up, Yahoo Mail?

The internet is in a tizzy because Gmail was down for an hour yesterday. An hour without Gmail – oh, the horror! (No, really, it was horrifying. I hit reload about 100 times.)

But let’s put aside Gmail’s one-hour service lapse… what is up with Yahoo Mail lately? My Yahoo Mail account (my very first email address since 11 years ago) functions nicely as my junk mail account. It racks up an astounding 80 emails on a typical day, mostly spam sent by websites on which I have registered (Orbitz, New York Times, the incessant WGBH, etc.) as well as mailing list digests. I usually scan my Yahoo Mail account 1-2 times a day.

But for the past 3 months, Yahoo Mail has been horrendous. 50% of the time, it  loses a connection or totally crashes Firefox. Otherwise it’s slow as hell. Obviously Yahoo’s ongoing development work to incorporate Web 2.0 features such as chat and status updates is mucking up performance. Listen, Yahoo… you’re not Facebook. You’re not Twitter. Stop overloading Yahoo Mail’s user interface with these annoying bells and whistles and kindly load my mailbox.

And today, I login to Yahoo Mail and see…

Yahoo Mail

Yahoo Mail... can't find its CSS?

Effing great, Yahoo! What’s up with this shit? If I was paying you for this email service, I’d be uber-pissed.

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The Plastic Child

The plastic children started appearing in various streets throughout my town last spring. Perhaps you’ve seen plastic children in your neighborhood. I haven’t spent time in exotic suburbs to know if plastic children have proliferated the entire country or if it’s a local phenomena, although honestly, it seems like something they dreamed up in New Jersey.

The plastic children function as pop-up speed bumps. They are 2-dimensional plastic signs shaped in the silhouette of a running child and placed in the middle of a residential street to deter reckless driving and other acts of terrorism in a 25 mph zone.

When I was young, residential streets were dotted with yellow signs that said “Watch Children,” and, if special precaution was necessary, “Blind Child Area,” “Deaf Child Area,” or the ambiguously offensive “Slow Children.” But people stopped paying attention to signs. Too many of them, or maybe after seeing the same sign for 15 years they’ve concluded that there are no longer children to watch for, or maybe they know for a fact that the deaf child’s family moved to California.

So. I assume the plastic children were born when a parent noticed how fecklessly cars sped past her house. And being a good, obsessive parent, she couldn’t help but to imagine: What if little Hannah or Nathan had picked that moment to disregard her incessant safety warnings by venturing onto the hot black asphalt in pursuit of an errant tiddlywink… directly into the path of a bitchin’ Camero driven by a teenager whose texting with one hand and sexting with the other while going 50mph in a 25mph zone?

Tortured by this nightmare scenario every time little Sophia or Connor leaves the asylum of the familial home, the mother decides to become a vigilante traffic cop by constructing a vivid reminder to motorists that hey, you may be driving on the road like you’re supposed to be, but that won’t stop a young child from just materializing out of thin air and into your windshield.

Now, honestly, I have no problem with the plastic children as a concept. I believe there’s a lot of idiots on the roadways, some of whom happen to be 80 year old women in boat-sized Cadillacs, some of whom happen to be head-banging teenagers, some of whom happen to be jerks on cell phones and some of whom happen to be children chasing their errant tiddlywinks. As long as plastic children don’t start popping up on Memorial Drive, I have no problem with people marking their tribal territory by placing plastic children in a non-obstructive area of their residential-zoned street, because if it saves the life of just one little Avery or Jayden, then it’s worth it.

No, my problem is with my neighborhood’s plastic child, who always seems to be playing by himself. There he is, smack in the center off an intersection 50 feet from out house, not another child in sight, all by his lonesome for hours on end.

Plastic Child (image taken from cellphone -- black things are the protective phone cover)

I happen to know the plastic child’s family. There are two boys between six and ten, a mom who drives a Toyota Corolla, and a dad whose Dodge Ram does not quite fit in the driveway and spills onto the sidewalk. I always see the family either coming or going. I never see the kids playing outside, though perhaps they do when I’m not looking. Still, the plastic child remains there for hours, holding his pose in the middle of the street, warning drivers about children who have apparently already gone back inside.

And all the passing cars slow down in anticipation of children, but no, it’s only the plastic child, transfixed in midstride, a specter of the past and of the future.

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RYTPL8S

The idea of acquiring a vanity license plate has always appealed to me, not because I’m particularly vain, but because of the requisite wordplay and mnemonics.  Who doesn’t appreciate spying a well-formulated vanity license plate when careening through the busy roadways of our ever-clever nation?

As is widely known, each state has a vanity license plate committee that screens each request for profanity. For example, KIX A55, ZUCKU, and RU A TTTT would be disallowed for fear that a fellow motorist would become so offended by a stranger’s bad taste that they’d crash into a school bus. Some vanity license plate enthusiasts go to great lengths to try and outwit the governmental arbiters.

Surprisingly, vanity plate requests are considered in context. According to this article on Philly.com, TOPLESS would be approved for a convertible, and SEXTON would be approved for Mr. and Mrs. Sexton. No mention if 38DDD would require similar validation.

But in Colorado, one woman had ILUVTOFU turned down, despite the fact that she was a hard-core vegan.

The best vanity plate that I’ve ever seen in person was at a car show for classic minicars. One of the tiny cars had a Ontario license plate that said SMALL EH.

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Dead Kennedy (Part 2)

Tomorrow, a perfect storm of events will descend upon Boston. There’s a large Italian festival in the North End. The Red Sox are in town. Britney Spears is in town. Thousands of college students are converging upon the city along with their parents and all of their stuff. Tropical Storm Danny is expected to drop buckets of rain. And, there’s Ted Kennedy’s invitation-only funeral, which will be attended by virtually every elected official in the English-speaking world, including all five living Presidents.

Since my invitation to Ted’s funeral hasn’t yet arrived (ahem), I decided to go to the JFK Library today, to view Ted Kennedy’s flag-draped casket along with the thousands of other commoners. Because it has been my honor to have Ted Kennedy represent me in Washington. He was one of those rare politicians that actually did good things.

Viewing hours today were from 8am to 3pm, so I resolved to go early via the subway. I arrived at 8:30am to find a long but not overwhelming line. A line handler told us that it may take up to an hour to reach the library entrance. In fact, it was 75 minutes (still a bargain compared to the line that latecomers would face).

Line of mourners outside JFK Library, UMass Boston

Line of mourners outside JFK Library, UMass Boston

I brought a newspaper to read. Other people talked and played on their phones. The constant stream of airplanes ascending into the sky from Logan Airport provided entertainment for all.

Members of the Kennedy family stood alongside the line to shake our hands. I shook hands with 4 gracious though minor Kennedys! All murmured “Thank you so much for coming,” and looked me straight in the eye with baleful solemness as they pressed my hand. “I’m so sorry for your loss,” I said. The only name I got was Kym Smith, who is Jean Kennedy’s adopted daughter from Vietnam and who has some startling ankle tattooes.

Black-clad Kennedys Greeting Mourners

Kennedys Greeting Mourners (left and right)

Kennedys Greeting Mourners

Kennedys Greeting Mourners

And of course, the media was everywhere.

Media outside of JFK Library

Media outside of JFK Library

It was exciting to finally reach the entrance.

Near entrance of JFK Library

Inside entrance of JFK Library

We filtered into a hallway towards the room where Ted Kennedy’s body lay in repose. A man informed us that no photographs were allowed in the room, so I took one last picture and tucked my camera away.

Nearing the casket

Nearing the casket

It’s hard to find words to describe how it felt to file past Ted Kennedy’s casket for that brief 90 seconds. Awe. Respect. Sadness. The Honor Guard stood to absolute attention, as immobile as wax. The room was absolutely silent despite the presense of a dozen media folks. Among the seated mourners, I looked for the widow Vicky Kennedy, but I didn’t see her.

Then, my slow walk past Kennedy’s casket was complete, and I was out of the room, and back outside in the cool sunshine of Friday morning.

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Dead Kennedy (Part 1)

Senator Ted Kennedy’s funeral procession passed in front of my office today at 4:30pm. We were waiting for it. I broke from my co-workers in order to stand on the Fort Point channel bridge and attempt to snap a picture of Kennedy’s hearse with my pitiful camera phone:

Kennedy's Funeral Procession

FAIL. Obviously, I took the picture too soon to get the hearse in the center of the frame, and since my camera phone is, like, two years old, I can’t automatically “reload” the camera. So I abandoned the camera and started clapping.

To my surprise, the cars that followed the hearse were filled with black-clad Kennedys. Smiling, waving, good-looking Kennedys. Scores of them.

“There’s Joe!” a man next to me called. “Hey Joe, you’re next!”

I turned and stared at the man, who meekly added, “You’re next for the job, I mean.”

A co-worker who had a real camera graciously provided me with a nicer picture:

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