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Three Days in Cusco

Our trip to Peru started with three days in Cusco, the typical pit stop for Machu Picchu trekkers who must acclimate their circulatory systems to the altitude (3400 meters, or 11200 feet). The city of Cusco was the center of the Incan empire — in fact, the name comes from the Quechuan word meaning “navel.”

We left Boston on Thursday night and flew to JFK Airport, where we enjoyed a three-hour layover before boarding the 11:45pm red-eye to Lima. I almost achieved sleep, really I was so close, but just when my mind began to drift into the realm of unconsciousness the smell of indeterminate food jerked me back into reality. “Dinner at midnight, are you kidding me?” I muttered as Mr. P feasted on pasta with creamy bacon sauce.

Our Lima-to-Cusco plane was delayed due to apparently grave maintenance concerns. For over two hours, us passengers peered out the large window at roughly a dozen men in overalls and reflective safety vests who stared, poked, and occasionally jeered at the jet engine on the left wing. This sight stayed lodged in my mind as we flew over the majestic, jagged Andes en route to Cusco:

Andes from the Plane

The airport at Cusco was chaotic, with merchants jostling for the attention of the tourists. Our hotel promised to send a driver but we didn’t see our names on any of the placards. An official “taxi manager” intervened and called our hotel to inquire. He told us that the hotel said we should take a cab, so we got in a taxi and agreed to pay 20 soles (about $7 USD). About halfway there, I began to fear that we were being kidnapped and cursed myself for not talking directly to the desk clerk. But we were delivered safely at our hotel, which was clean and adorned with the work of local artists.

Mr. P was famished, so we went out to lunch at Pachapapa, reputedly one of the best restaurants in Cusco. (That night, he would order an alpaca ceviche served with a salad, blantantly disobeying our travel medicine doctor’s orders against raw leafy greens. “But she didn’t say we couldn’t eat raw alpaca meat,” Mr. P pointed out.)

Peruvian Lamb Stew

Me, I was frantically downing Mate de Coca tea, which is said to alleviate altitude sickness. (Actually, the locals say it cures everything — except insomnia). Yes, this is what they make cocaine from, but only by using lots of coca leaves and more than a few chemicals.

Mate de Coca

Like many restaurants in Peru, Pachapapa serves wood-fire-baked bread and pizza. Not even I can resist…

Bread Man

As we ate, a man started playing the Andean harp. I was very charmed by this, though I soon realized that it is impossible to eat a meal in Cusco without a local musician clambering to serenade you (and sell you their CDs). At least the harpist was relatively mellow and didn’t sing.

Harpist

Once we were fed, we headed to Cusco’s Cathedral of Santo Domingo, which is just as breathtaking as some large European cathedrals I have seen.

Outside the Cathedral of Santo Domingo

Pictures aren’t allowed inside but I couldn’t resist taking a secret photo of one of the breathtaking 24-carat gold altars.

Purloined Photo at Cathedral of Santo Domingo

In an attempt to convert more Quechuans to Catholicism, the Spaniards infused traditional Christian religious imagery with local themes. The artwork featured llamas instead of horses, fertility symbols, mirrors, and Inca motifs. The most famous example of this localization is the painting of “The Last Supper,” in which Jesus and the disciples are preparing to chow down on a guinea pig:

Last Supper of Guinea Pig

Along these same lines, we visited a Jesuit’s church the next day and saw naked bosoms on the wall. This ain’t your Pope’s Catholicism!

Bosoms in Church

As we were leaving the Cathedral of Santo Domingo, it began to pour rain. It wasn’t the last time we’d see rain in Peru during the so-called dry season. Perhaps the rain was my punishment for taking photos in church.

Construction Workers Hiding From Rain

For the next day and a half, we meandered through Cusco.

We toured the tourist markets.

Gallery in Cusco

I loved the chess sets that pitted the Incas against the Spaniards, although to actually play a game of chess with this colorful set would induce a headache.

Incas versus Spaniards

We got some training for the Inca trail on Cusco’s steep narrow streets.

Cusco

We paid women carrying baby lambs (llamas?) 1 neuvo sole (about .35 cents) each to take their picture. I couldn’t resist — the baby lambs (llamas?) were so cute. Immediately after Mr. P took this picture, the woman on the far right took off after another tourist who took a picture and walked away without paying. This woman was fierce.

It’s a Living!

Of course, real modern-day Peruvians wear jeans and baseball caps and don’t carry around livestock.

In the Square

We went to the Koricancha (Temple of the Sun), an old Incan palace that the Spanish practically leveled to turn into yet another church.

Koricancha (Temple of the Sun)

View of Cusco from the Koricancha (Temple of the Sun)

View of Cusco Hills from the Koricancha (Temple of the Sun)

Original Incan Walls in the Koricancha (Temple of the Sun)

We enjoyed our hotel. For $50 USD/night, we were treated like royalty, given unlimited mate de coca tea, and given a very nice breakfast every morning:

Breakfast

We had lunch at the Inka Grill, another noted restaurant in Cusco. The food was just okay but I really liked the display of traditional Peruvian produce:

Inka Grill

And the huge vase covered in candle wax:

Inka Grill

After lunch, we went for another training walk in the high streets of Cusco. Mr. P found an internet cafe called Ubuntu, which is his favorite flavor of Linux.

Geeks are Everywhere

In a church plaza, we observed a family hanging out with their alpacas.

The Familial Unit

We ate a roasted guinea pig — cuy, it’s called, a very common and traditional dish. The crispy skin is reminiscent of duck, and the scanty bits of meat are sorta rabbity and porky. (I read in a tourist book that restaurants serve cuy intact because apparently unscrupulous cooks used to serve cat parts to unsuspecting tourists).

Roasted Guinea Pig (Cuy)

When we walked back at night, the fountain at San Blas was all lit up:

Fountain at San Blas

How romantic — Peru is for lovers! Not five hours earlier, this is how the fountain looked, replete with grazing alpaca:

Fountain at San Blas

Our third day in Cusco, we booked a tour of the Sacred Valley. To be continued…

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The Machu Picchu Moneyshot

We’re freshly back from Peru. I haven’t slept in nearly 36 hours, aside from a 30-minute neck-jerking nap on the Lima-to-Miami red-eye. Honestly, I’m feelin’ a wee bit loopy.

Mr. P has over 500 photos of our journey, and I have roughly an equal number of stories, but it is late; to organize any sort of blog post right now would be like trying to pilot a space shuttle while hammered on pisco sours.

Yet, I will present anyway the definitive picture of our Peruvian voyage — the money shot! After four days of hiking on a rainy and exhausting Inca Trail, we arrived to behold the stark, timeless, eerie beauty of Machu Picchu:

Our Best View of Machu Picchu


Then on the ladder of the earth I climbed
through the lost jungle’s tortured thicket
up to you, Macchu Picchu.
High city of laddered stones,
at last the dwelling of what earth
never covered in vestments of sleep.
In you like two lines parallel,
the cradles of lightning and man
rocked in a wind of thorns.

Mother of stone, spume of condors.

High reef of the human dawn.

Spade lost in the primal sand.

–Pablo Neruda, “The Heights of Machu Picchu”

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Mal Voyage

I am preparing for our Peruvian vacation. That means putting in long hours at the office, contacting our vigilant neighbors, paying extra attention to the garden, and slowly emptying the refrigerator of perishable goods.

Packing is an ordeal unto itself. Last Thursday I threw everything I wanted to bring into a pile, with the goal of steadily culling unnecessary articles of clothing until I was left with but the bare essentials. Instead, the pile has been augmented with specialized sports bras, moisture-wicking socks, and a handful of tampons (I found out that Peru’s sanitary products are stuck in the middle ages.) And despite a lifetime of toilet paper use, I am unable to visually estimate how much toilet paper I will require for a five-day trek into the Andes. There are so many variables.

I’ve been scaring myself by reading and re-reading the travel precautions for Peru. Around the time I read “Don’t walk around with debit- or creditcards in your pocket. Leave them in a safe place, when you do not directly need them, because tourists have been kidnapped and forced to take out money each day for a period of a few days” (on Wikitravel). I started mentally berating Mr. P for not choosing a vacation locale that offered a bit of respite from my already overwrought existence. All my co-workers go to Cape Cod, to the Jersey shore, to Maine, and I’m going to a fringe Third World country where I will be perpetually waiting to get bit by a spider, to collapse from altitude sickness, to develop wrenching diarrhea, or to get hauled away to a dirt basement and held prisoner until my bank account is emptied of cash.

Aah, whatever. After college, I’ve never really had a true vacation.

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It’s Raining Rain

Hallelujah, it’s raining rain.

After a dry summer that came after a phenomenally wet spring that came after a disappointingly dry winter, it is raining. And for three days, the rain will sustain. No, it won’t turn the grass green or ensure nice autumn foliage, but it has quenched my hot-blue-sunny-sky-weary soul.

Everyone at my office has returned from vacation — fresh-faced, tanned, and composed. My last vacation? Why, it was in January. I was skiing. Ever since then, I’ve been toiling away like Rumpelstiltskin spinning straw into gold in a tower.

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Wild Fishes

Today I watched Mr. P compete in a swimming race — the Wild Fish One and Two Mile Swim in Salem. I briefly toyed with the idea of taking my maiden plunge into the world of competitive outdoor swimming, but my lack of a wetsuit as well as my fear of sea monsters kept me on the beach, hunched under an umbrella and reading a book about bears while being tortured by the amplified banter of the race’s emcee. Who was literally just making shit up.

“Did you know that swimming two miles is the equivalent of swimming 500 laps in a pool?” she announced soon after the race had gotten under way. I glared in the general direction of the voice for deciminating such obvious falsehoods. A few minutes later, she admitted: “I just learned that 64 laps in a pool equals a mile, so 128 laps equals 2 miles.” Actually, its “lengths,” not “laps,” but whatever. I’m not here to start a war, I’m just here to root for my husband.

Getting Ready to Swim in “Scenic” Collins Cove, Salem, MA

Getting Ready to Go

Swim! SWIM!

Finished in the top Third, and Ready for Free Ice Cream

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House Husband

Tonight I came home from work after a long day of nose-to-the-grindstone technical writing at the office — which was largely emptied of co-workers on this here gorgeous Friday in late August — and found Mr. P in the living room, plugging in the vacuum cleaner.

Hot dog! This made my day. Contrary to my previous beliefs, my husband does know where I keep the vacuum, and he is capable of lifting it and even plugging it in.

Even better, he was listening yesterday when I talked about how I had to clean the house in anticipation of visitors this weekend, because he evidently decided to pitch in by vacuuming!

I threw down my laptop and went to embrace him — quickly, as to not disrupt any housework momentum. That’s when I saw his hard drive box, sitting on the coffee table with the casing removed. That’s when it dawned on me that Mr. P was not vacuuming the house, he was vacuuming his computer. Really, what was I expecting?

(Ay, I can’t really complain. I knew I was marrying a nerd. What’s more, I knew I was marrying a man.)

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Espirit Party

Politics have become so boring to me now that America isn’t being governed by a flaming idiot. Craving the asininity of conservative public figures, I resort to reading linguistic analyses of Sarah Palin’s Twitters (here) and colorful attacks on RNC Chairman Michael Steele —  a “horse’s rear,” according to former Republican House majority leader and eponymously-named Dick Armey (here). Well, if that isn’t just the ass calling the ass an ass!

I like Obama. He just makes sense to me. I like to think that, had I been able to rise above my inherent character limitations and become President, that I’d be doing many of the same things as Obama: instilling diversity in the Supreme Court, pulling all combat troops out of Iraq (here), expanding children’s health insurance, reforming health care, funding embryonic stem cell research… Reading articles about Obama doesn’t elicit any emotion other than tacit approval. An offshore-drilling moratorium in the wake of our country’s greatest environment disaster? Okey-dokey, Obama!

To me, the man acts and speaks with such logic that I immediately ascribe a certain dimness to anyone who speaks ill of Obama. Yes, of course the American economy is faltering, unemployment is acutely high, and our education system is crumbling faster than our bridges, but it’s not like these problems just started to happen. It’s not like America was just hummmmmin’ along until Obama started to eff shit up with his radical socialist Islam agenda.

And that brings me to my point: according to a recent poll, 18% of Americans believe that Obama is a Muslim (here). That’s up from the 11% of American who believed this in 2009. So despite having more opportunities to educate themselves about the very public religious beliefs of their President, Americans are just growing more ignorant.

It’s almost as if people want to believe that Obama is Muslim. Because only that could make sense of what’s happening in America: the income inequality, the joblessness, the mounting social alienation and the erosion of the social welfare net, and the black man in the White House. It’s gotta be the influence of that shadowy mysterious Other that eludes rational analysis.

Or, as Sarah Palin would posit it, “Will Obama express US lingering pain& ask Muslims for tolerance by discouraging 9/11 mosque while he celebrates Islamic holy month tonight?” Wha??

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Movie Night

I am growing increasingly anxious about the beloved Mac PowerBook G4 12″ laptop upon which I type these words. It’s 4 1/2 years old (purchased April 2006), which is really about 90 years old (if 1 human year = 20 computer years). Functional though it may be, it is showing its age; my PowerBook definitely lacks the power and speed to effectively cope with new technology. The constant feverish whirl of the fan whines for respite at even the most basic tasks. Though I will say, despite its fatigue and obsolescence, my PowerBook is still as sexy to me as the day I bought it. Rawrh, you silver/titanium fox!

Yet as enamored and loyal as I am to my PowerBook, I’ve begun planning for the unthinkable. Over the years I haven’t been assiduously backing up files, and now I’m fearing the day when I reach for my PowerBook and it doesn’t reach back.

My hard drive had a few videos that might deserve to be rendered by posterity, so I uploaded them to YouTube. Here they are:

First, my slideshow of our New Hampshire White Mountains 4000 Footer Quest! Mr. P disapproved of my song choice of M.I.A., saying I should have chosen something more “happy,” but I felt music with abundant energy and a touch of malice was more appropriate.

I have fond memories of our bizarre trip to the Beaufort cheese factory in the French Alps, when the cream machine malfunctioned and began spewing water and steam on the tour group. “Farcical” does not even begin

It’s no secret that I find my husband to be hilarious, especially when he’s not trying to be. This video is exemplifies why I love Mr. P so very, very much.

The previous video unfailingly dissolves me into giggles, but the next one is Mr. P’s revengeful equivalent (not a surprise, given the French proclivity for America’s Funniest Home Video slapstick). This is my third or fourth time XC skiing in the French Alps. We were filming it so we could show my father-in-law how “good” I had gotten.

From our pre-Katrina trip to New Orleans, it’s Bourbon Street! Show us your… um… nevermind (I think the crowd noise can best be described as “shrieking laughter.”)

And finally, so that you go away with a warm-fuzzy feeling… baby black bears!

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Oyster Odyssey

Before summer slips away like scoop of melted raspberry sorbet, we resolved to make one final ferry trip to Cape Cod. Only, instead of our usual bicycle route around the Province Lands followed by a long sand, sun, and surf soak on Race Point beach, we decided to make a pilgrimage to Wellfleet, the originating town of the oysters that Mr. P so adores. (Yes, we took a 90-minute ferry ride followed by a 20-mile bike ride just so we could eat oysters. We are childless yuppies, after all.)

The Saturday morning ferry from Boston to P-town was completely sold out. People sat on the decks, on the stairs, and on stranger’s laps. Spontaneous parties broke out everywhere, aided no doubt by the decent amounts of light beer and Bloody Marys that eager vacationers nonchalantly sipped at 9am. (If you ever wondered what American life would be like if 90% of the population were gay, I recommend taking a P-town ferry. Or going to France.)

P-town Ferry Bike Rack

Welcome to P-town!

On paper, our 20-mile bicycle route from P-town to Wellfleet looked easy. I always ascribe a certain flatness to the terrain of Cape Cod, but one cannot truly assess hilliness unless on a bicycle. Climbing an endless hill as fast-moving automobiles edge past my vulnerable flesh-and-blood vessel was an entirely new experience for me. This ain’t no rail trail! Luckily, the weather was perfect mid-70s sunshine and the route was charmingly scenic. Not a bad place to die.

P-town Scenery

Roadside Scenery, Truro, MA

We serendipitously rode past Truro Vineyards — one of Cape Cod’s few wineries, and the only one that offers tastings. Honestly, that’s what life with Mr. P is like. The man is a wine magnet. Luckily, we weren’t too far into our ride that sweat would have precluded us from stopping in the elegant tasting room to sample some local unoaked Chardonnay.

Enjoying the Cab Franc

Wining

Chardonnay Grapes

We could have stayed at the winery all day, but a much greater culinary award tempted us in Wellfleet. It took about two hours total of hard cycling — including a harrowing 1-mile stint on Route 6 alongside 50mph traffic — but we finally arrived in Wellfleet center, more than ready for lunch. Unfortunately, it was then that we found out that Mac’s Shack — the acknowledged go-to place for Wellfleet oysters — does not open for lunch. You know that scene in National Lampoon’s Vacation when the Griswolds arrive at Wally World only to find out that it’s closed (here)? Yeah, it was sort of like that.

Of course, there’s lots of dining establishments in Wellfleet that will all-too-gladly charge us $19 for a dozen local oysters. We headed to the pier and stopped at Pearl restaurant for some raw bar action.

Hell Yeah

One Dozen Wellfleets

Those oysters were sooo worth it. After lunch, we walked around the Wellfleet pier to digest before getting back on our bikes.

Wellfleet Pier

Birds @ Wellfleet Pier

I was more relaxed on the 20 miles back to P-town, having acclimated to riding concurrently with vehicular traffic. I realized that most cars took great care in passing me. I also realized that drivers don’t care how slow I’m going — in fact, I’m easier to pass because I’m going about 12 mph. Win-win.

We arrived back in P-town at 5pm. Most people were leaving the beach for their hotels and rentals, but we were finally just stepping foot on the sand. The posted water temperature was 61 degrees, a might bit chilly considering the air temperature was 75 degrees and falling precipitously as the sun scooted under some heavy evening clouds. But Mr. P could not be dissuaded from taking what may be his last ocean dip of the summer, and I sat on the blanket and watched him shiver as he slowly submerged himself into the sea.

Preparing for a swim as the lifeguards pack up

We headed to the bathhouse to rinse our salt-covered bodies and then rode into P-town center for a quick bit of South African fare at the Karoo Kafe, which is perhaps the most reasonably priced food on Cape Cod ($9 for 1/2 pound elk burgers!) Had we not had to catch a ferry, I would have loved to see comic Kate Clinton perform at the Crown and Anchor as Lady Haha. The sun set right before our 8:30pm ferry back to Boston, and Mr. P raced onto the beach to snag a few photos of the pink and rapturous summer sunset before it faded to darkness.

P-town Harbor

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Tastes Like Typhoid

A few weeks ago, Mr. P and I paid a visit to our friendly neighborhood travel clinic to inoculate ourselves against all of the disease and pestilence which we will soon encounter during our impending journeys abroad.

I knew I would probably need shots, but I had no idea:

“Hepatitis, meningitis, yellow fever, plus you’re overdue for a polio booster and a tetanus shot,” said the doctor, a formable blond German woman who ticked off entries on my menu of vaccines like she was ordering sushi.

“That’s five?” I asked, dazed. “Can you do them all at once?”

“No, we’ll do some today, and some next week. The Yellow Fever vaccine is a live one, so you’ll have to come back on a Thursday night.”

Actually, I had meant “Can you do them all in the same syringe?” but guess not. Since my fear of needles is legion (here) I was relieved that the sixth and final vaccine I would need — for typhoid — was an oral vaccine.

I got three shots that same day and two more shots when I came back for Yellow Fever night at the travel clinic. Mr. P and I each got the typhoid oral vaccine, a series of four pills that have to be kept refrigerated. “Live Typhoid!” the box of pills proclaims.

I waited a week or so for my body to recover from the assault on the immune system before I could even consider starting the typhoid vaccine.

“Honey, where’d you put the typhoid?” I called to Mr. P this morning as I rummaged through the refrigerator.

“Next to the butter,” he called.

Why was I surprised that ingesting live, powdered typhoid made me feel a wee bit nauseous? All day I nursed a queasy headache that was quite similar to a hard-liquor hangover, though I haven’t had one of those in years. I suppose my discomfort is nothing compared to actual typhoid, but egads.

After all these vaccinations, I will have the immunity of a demigod.

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