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A Christmas Gift for the Ladies

Stephen Hawking and his second wife (her first husband invented that dreamy voice synthesizer) mutually filed papers for divorce. At last: Hunky Hawking is back on the market. Gravity, hold me back.

Tabloids are reporting that the Hawk was having an affair, which he denies. But it wouldn’t surprise me… Stevie knows that quarks aren’t the only things in the universe that come in different flavors. Yow, baby! Big Bang and Black Holes!

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