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Metrodome Fail

In retrospect, I’m not at all confounded by the spectacular Metrodome collapse. The people of Minneapolis resolved to build a stadium with its top shielded from the heavens, so that they may enjoy comfortable football, free from the elements. And the elements said… Hell no. This isn’t basketball, hockey, and it sure as hell ain’t baseball. This is football, and God and America intended it to be played in the flapping wind, the driving rain, the numbing cold, and the blowing snow. Demure, and you shall reap havoc.

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By Meredith – December 13, 2010

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