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Fan Mail

Normally , the emails I get from strangers who read my site are intelligently written, engaging, and very welcome. But today:

Hi I sent you a friend request in MySpace so you can check out my pics. Your site is really sweet. I love your new glasses. I alway like women who have lotsto say. Hope you will hace something to say to me soon. Did you like that robot you saw? I like music and football too.

My name is Jack H____ and I live in A____, Ohio. I’m 38, SWM, 5’11”, 180, brown hair/eyes, NS, DD free, and financially stable. I like movies, going out to eat, dogs, children, and golf. I’m looking for someone who is ready to settle down. A sense of humor and a willingness to be together is a must. Please email me and we’ll see what happens! (Stranger things have happened.)

As you can see, Jack foiled this site’s secret agenda: To snag a man. Yep, it’s all one big personal ad. If you’re looking for a obsessive lady who can’t let a day go by without composing lengthy blog posts… court me! (“A willingness to be together is a must”… duh).

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