I was on vacation for too long. This morning, packing my tote bag for the office, I stopped myself from bringing my camera. Nope, I will not serendipitously find a billowing field of daisies or grass-covered sand dunes in the office.
I caught my usual express train to Boston. The seat configuration of the last train car was different. I’m gone for one week, and everything changes! Instead of matching rows of two-seaters separated by an aisle, there was a row of two-seaters and a row of three-seaters separated by an aisle. It was a little surreal
I diligently set upon the New York Times, to repent for a week of media indifference. But by the time the train pulls into South Station, I’m daydreaming about Nutella and banana sandwiches and scratching a particularly noisome bug bite on my left calf.
At the office, I try to capitalize on a post-vacation burst of energy, but I spend a lot of time remembering what I was doing before I left. Did I incorporate the latest changes? Revise this document? Check in those updates? Entire projects had slipped from my mind. Hmmm… I think I’ll scratch that bug bite on my calf for a few minutes. It makes my entire body feel good.
So, I digress. Despite the vacation refreshment, it was a ‘cut and paste’ kind of day. Here are my favorite search engines queries from my web site statistics.
INTERROGATIVE
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what store uses the slogan “don’t you just love a bargain”
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why does my urine smell funny after i consume fresh asparagus
what is in asparagus that gives urine a special odor
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SMUT
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QUOTATION
“tripoli road” camping cops
“hell of a day” idiom
“proprietary rights to words”
“eff you diego”
“unhappiest students”
“bag refund” self checkout
“mechanical bull” galleries 2007
“shooting ducks in a barrel” etymology
“just try to stop us we’re going to love”
“who is maggie” bob dylan
“i’m a fainter”
PERQUISITE
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mel gibson’s clippity
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disenfranchisement of mentally sick
paranoia, signs and symptoms
photos of the five people who died in the boston massacre
