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In the News (Jan 2005)

Bowwow Bestiality 

A New Jersey man is charged with repeatedly sodomizing his neighbor’s dog, a female Rottweiler named Precious.

Sorry. All I could picture when I read this story was a man mounting a dog, muttering “My Precious. Ooh. Must have the Precious. We wants it, we needs it. My Precious.”

Dave Barry Stops Beating the Proverbial Dead Horse

Dave Barry is retiring his humor column, with vague threats of a possible future return. Oh, whatever will I do? I won’t have the Dave Barry column to pointedly ignore in the Boston Globe Magazine any more.

Incentives to Praise God

A church in Florida giving away a 2003 H2 Hummer during an upcoming week-long church conference, raising condemnatory eyebrows from some who question the general piety of offering a door prize to lure parishioners into accepting the word of God as well as the What Would Jesus Drive set.

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