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American Toilets are Panicked

Not that America heeds health advice from our Government (we prefer the crazy new notions of dietary book-peddlers), but we should all take notice of the updated USDA Guidelines for a Healthy Populace or At Least a Populace That Can Move Without a Seated Mobility Scooter, which encourages us to “Consume 3 or more ounce-equivalents of whole-grain products per day, with the rest of the recommended grains coming from enriched or whole-grain products”.

Woah. Can you imagine what would happen to our septic systems if every man, woman, and child traded their Krispy Kremes and Wonder Bread for oatmeal and slabs of 100% Whole Wheat Hearty 9-Grain goodness? It might clean out the arteries, but it would certainly clog up the sewage pipes.

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