When Mr. P browsed the French Cultural Center’s Facebook photo album of last Friday’s Bastille Day street party, he spied a familiar derriere:
Oui, c’est moi with the red shawl and blue-and-white polka dot dress, waiting patiently for my sausage! Since I am in centered in the photo, I do not believe I’m flattering myself too much when I assume that I am the photographer’s intended subject — probably because I’m dressed so festively, and also because I’m buying sausages.
Thank goodness I look good in the picture. Otherwise, I would have to sue the photographer for booty defamation.
