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Things I Think About on the Treadmill

  • Maybe I should start getting the Globe home delivery Thursday through Sunday instead of just Sunday.
  • Maybe I should just grow-up already and get the NYTimes delivered 7 days a week.
  • Do I have enough eggs to last until next weekend?
  • What would sauteed lettuce taste like?
  • I want a Godiva chocolate bar.
  • I am a huntress on the African veldt, chasing down a bucking oryx. My stride is confident, sturdy, and quick.
  • I should really tie my shoelaces tighter.
  • I haven’t done a heavy biceps workout in over a month.
  • Should I get the new Interpol album Antics?
  • That woman on the stairstepper is sweating entirely too much.
  • “Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.” – Mark Twain
  • Ever since my gym morphed from slightly-scary Club Fitness into a Gold’s Gym franchise, my opinion of the facilities has dropped. The random ceiling leaks, strange industrial smell, and antiquated bathroom fixtures were okay for Club Fitness, but I would expect a little more from a Gold’s Gym.
  • I wonder if Video Oasis has Mean Girls on DVD?
  • If Bush loses the election, will Mitt Romney run against John Kerry in 2008? The South would be forced to vote for a Massachusetts politician!
  • If Bush wins the election, how will we put up with him for another 4 years?
  • If my office had an arm-wrestling contest, I bet I’d beat all the other females.

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By Meredith – October 3, 2004

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