Brie? Like, the French cheese? Pronounced /bree/ and spelled “B-R-I-E”?
No shit. You really named your baby “Brie.” That’s something I’d name a cat. I knew a dog once named Cheddar. I find it endearing to name pets after foodstuffs. People… not so much.
That has got to be one of the most aspirational White Trash baby names of all time. It rivals Crystal, Angel, and Sabrina for that touch of “I’m gonna name my baby something fancy!”
Maybe Brie will meet a guy named Colby Jack at the bowling alley, and they’ll have a bunch of little cracker babies.
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