For about 80% of the search engine phrases that bring people to this web site, I instantly recall the post of origin. Such is the steely grip that my own writing has on me.
For example, the search phrase had a poppy seed muffin yesterday taking a drug test today is the result of a post when I was in a similar predicament this past summer. brussels sprouts bitter and buggy comes from last year’s post about cooking yummy, bug-free brussels sprouts. running elvis pictures is the result of one such indelible photo from when I ran the Broad Street Run more than 5 years ago. And, incredibly, I still get about 100 hits a week about that idiot Fabian Basabe from a series of derisive posts in January 2004.
However, I profess complete ignorance regarding lumberjack baby by jackal. And I really don’t recall writing anything about soothing,red,itchy,dog butt. And funeral home scandal necrophilia… I’m clueless, really, but not too surprised.
INTERROGATIVE
is gum allowed while taking the gre
are feces of green color fine for those who eat a lot of vegetables
can you take unopened bottle of water on plane
what movie does the line “you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me” come from
how does the average man lose his unhealthy midsection
how many bananas are eaten at the oscars
how to cook brussel sprouts trendy
QUOTATIONS
teacher “saying the word retarded”
guiltiness turkey “social work”
humor spoof “my precious” pants off fat actor
“everyone has had more sex than me” subtitle
cambridge “central square” clipboard dreadlock
husband “hedonistic behavior”
public footpath “leeds castle”
nyc escort “stevie”
MISSPELLED
tallest mountain peeks and rage
pi-wee german’s bike
cole miner 6 men trapped in sand
orgy dating dairy blog
CELEBRITY
bill gates spanked as a child
marilyn manson cursing and mocking jesus christ
joan crawford stag movie
video of meredith vieira lap dance
haruki murakami lederhosen swiftly
topher grace and his lexus suv
ashton kutcher spanked child
is fabian basabe really rich
hate fabian basabe. i want to beat the living crap out of him
is billie joe mentally retarded
is paul banks of interpol married
jenna bush crotch
EVERYTHING ELSE
mens cologne and the bottle is shaped like a man’s torso
seasonal mood disoder in women associated with husbands going hunting
natural way to get adult urine smell out of clothes
snopes: red bell peppers have more vitamin c than oranges
moms who train there daughters to be lesbians
fung wah tee shirts
urban language how’s the chub
television commercial analysis oreo pizza
french men haircut phrases
necklace red sox players
retard jargon
methacton evil hill
methacton hs repeating a grade
hollywood tuna stewardess
sexual organs of the girl
mountain dew’s ode to the classic comic strip spy vs. spy
pictures of lime green pimps
multitudinous great crowd and jehovah witness
typical inseam measurement for men 6 feet tall
sending sperm via usps letter
pinnacle of cuteness
