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What a country

My original idea for this post was to write on an article in today’s New York Times about how homemade bombs exploded outside of two Baghdad liquor stores, killing two and wounding seven. Says the article, “Liquor stores are frequent targets of bombings and other violence by Islamic militants seeking to end the sale of alcohol here.” I mean, what kind of an effed-up killjoy do you have to be to believe that drinking alcohol is more evil than detonating bombs?

But it’s Friday, so let’s move onto the lighter side of life. Paris Hilton is belatedly hopping onto the Green bandwagon by making some lifestyle changes to help the environment. Besides ordering her servants to change all of the light bulbs in an unspecified number of the Hilton’s vast real estate holding and shopping for a hybrid car, Paris is making it a point to turn off the lights, TV, and running water when she leaves the house. !!! Who the eff leaves the water running when they leave the house? And for turning off her utilities when she’s not using them, she wants… what, our respect?

Obviously even the light news is stressing me out. So I’ll sum it all up with a link to 33 of the Best Beer Pong Tables Ever Created (here).

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