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Christmas Googles

Yes, Christmas is bearing upon us like a determined, bawling three-year old with sticky hands advancing on a wrapped present. I’ve been precoccupied with other things this year, but if the decorations, music, and jolly-drunk people everywhere didn’t clue me in, then a quick glance at the search engine phrases that landed people at this site sure did remind me: ‘Tis the season.

XMAS
what if mozart wrote “i saw mommy kissing santa claus”
stephen hawking singing sleigh ride
mary kissing baby jesus’ face
santa figurine exhausted
eggnog lipgloss
12 days of black christmas song velveeta
muscle santa
gods gift to us christmas baby jesus present
regifting poem
cryptic clues for christmas songs and carols
gay hunky santa pitchers
santa vanity photo
xmas song jingle balle jingle bale on youtube

INTERROGATIVE
what vitamin makes penis larger
how much does a cowboys laptop cost
what was green days first song
what did river phoenix whisper to lili taylor in ‘dogfight’
does ivanka trump smoke
what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris and why
is it daniel craig in armani code ad

MISSPELLED
masterbation
wiscousin
ravilois
bosten red sox mens necklace
grils that wear dipers

CELEBRITY & BUSINESS & PRON
ani defranco breast implants
sexy girls spitting green phelgm
green-green porn
green vegetables made me young and sexy
longest time wearing a thong days in a row
red sox gouging consumer
crescent roll penis
forced to stare at my own naked pic
french live mating girls
laura bush offical cowboy texas cookies
green day’s adulthood
tastless porn pictures
celebrity nuding
julia louis dreyfus smoking foot long cigars
peyton manning “aerobic instructor” commercial

EVERYTHING ELSE
poems of sunny days with verbs for children
explicit step by step research paper free high school deforestation
chubby-wife
red sox south american dictator shit learning children
pap smear cried
pie charts of drunk drivers compared to normal drivers
lists of school of military/firing squad in the philippines
funny but true email circulating about the first snowfall in ohio areas
oscar wilde dead baby joke
funny picture or cartoon of an alien green card united states
staring at a painting for 5 mins causing suicide
white itchy welts on midsection
butterfinger transcendent
iliad best-picked men
pig brains flushots
this humble green could fix diabetes
“baby boomers” linguistic narcissistic
“grape nut” spanish translation
green scarf and prison gangs
chopped brussel sprouts pie
googles

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