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Check Your Lumps

Every American between the ages of 30 and 39 is reeling from the news that Adam Yauch, aka MCA, unquestionably the coolest member of the Beastie Boys by virtue of his superior rapping prowess and his righteous Buddhist beliefs, has cancer of the salivary gland that has spread to a lymph node.

This can only mean one thing: Cancer is cool.

Yes, it is.

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